BULLCRANK.COM IS ALIVE

After almost a year of waiting, I'm finally happy with http://www.Bullcrank.com. Different versions have been worked on, scrapped, or deleted... but we finally have a Bullcrank that showcases our films the way I need them to be. Big thanks to Nich for his work. There are a few minor changes I've requested but nothing huge. For the most part, what you see now is the gist of what the site will be. Nich and Christina are talking about getting together to go all out on a new version sometime in the summer but I don't know. First off, you'll notice I removed the "Meet the Gang" section. The reason for this was that people were taking it a little too seriously and taking offense to not being listed or whatever. We don't really HAVE a true, concrete group yet. Sure, we have our regulars... the friends who will always lend a hand when they can, but we have to become professionals first. I have to separate the movie makers from the friends who help (they are and will always be welcome to help) once in a while before I put up an actual roster of any kind.

1. Okay, I'm about to start recording voicework for our sequel to "Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face". The sequel is rightfully titled "The Greatest Fan Film of All Time". It will feature superheroes from every movie, comicbook, and cartoon and while it's a sarcastic comedy at heart, I promise some very cool moments. As usual, our main man animator Jacob Drake (Nintendo: Oldschool Revolution, Batman's Gonna) will be animating this beauty. There are too many voice actors to name but we've even managed to nab a few celebrities. Our Lady Peace singer Raine Maida will be voicing the Marvel character "Guardian". If you're a fan of fan films, you may have seen "Patient J" ( http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4095303199635469669&q=patient+j ), starring Paul Molnar as "The Joker". Many people online argued and lobbied for Paul to play "The Joker" in the upcoming film "The Dark Knight" but we all know that Heath Ledger nabbed the role. He will be voicing... you guessed it... "The Joker" in our film. Hollywood FX guru Jerry Constantine (Fantastic Four, Van Helsing)(I didn't say they were GOOD movies) will be doing some background sounds also. Michael Manna, also known as professional wrestler Stevie Richards in the WWE, will be voicing the man without fear, "Daredevil". Rick Montgomery Jr., star of the Cleveland Theatre's "Full Monty", "The Losers Have a Junkyard", and the feature film "Hero Tomorrow", will be voicing "Dr. Strange". Lloyd Kaufman himself may be voicing a character but I've yet to confirm this. As for the billions of other heroes, I held a sort of online voice competition and we've got some talented individuals. Many of the voices will be voiced by us, the Bullcrank crew, because hey... it's what we do.

   

   Michael Manna also has also started his own pod cast show, which you can tune into right here:

   http://www.blogtalkradio.com/T4Show

   As for the progress of the feature film "Zombies on My Airplane", I just got back from Michigan and I'm still finishing up draft 2. Once it's done I'll print it out, let it sit for a few days or so, then take a pen to it and finish the final version. Mark Ordesky, the VP of New Line Cinema, is waiting eagerly to read it. If he loves it, good. If he doesn't, that's fine too. I'll make it myself like I planned on in the beginning.
   If you don't mind helping us out then swing by Spielberg's On the Lot contest and give us a review right here: http://films.thelot.com/films/18290

   There isn't much more news to report as of right now. Our feature film will be amazing. Our animated fan film will be amazing. Jacob's new cartoon, temporarily titled "The Ghost and the Girl" will be amazing. We're very good at what we do and we just keep on getting better. BULLCRANK.COM... SPREAD THE WORD! - Larry